if you havent seen zac efron without eyebrows i swear to god you have not lived
what about matt smith with eyebrows
Im pretty sure I’ve just woke the whole street up with my manic laughing
Not listening when people tell you that you can’t or shouldn’t do things is so fucking metal.
THESE DUDES ARE MY GODDAMN HEROES. GODDAMN…HEROES…SO WHAT IF I’M CRYING…THESE KIDS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY ARE MAKING IT RAIN INSIDE MY EYES.
i was okay, just a light drizzle but then there was this break away cut of one them getting they fro picked out by they mama or some Black lady and now there is a hurricane.
These kids are gonna fuckin make it. And their music is jammin
I love that their fame is growing. You guys need to catch their shows in times square! they fucking rock!
I Was Going to Reblog That Post Until I Saw Who Wrote It, The Musical.
I Wish Someone Else Would Make That Point Because Oh My God I Loathe You: The Memoir
I Too Hate This Thing You Hate But Let’s Face It I Hate You More: A Tragicomedy In Three Acts
OKAY. THIS SHIRO MAKEUP STUFF IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE
WEIRDESTBEST THINGS ON THE PLANET
So to fucking start they have fucking Hobbit eyeshadow
trust me tho, it gets better.
They have fucking Hunger Games and Pokemon?!
But if that wasn’t enough, they have fucking Moon Moon, Tardis, and Leonardo Dicaprio eyeshadow
AND YOU GET FREE CANDY. IM REALLY COMNFUSED
After nearly a year together at the Odense Zoo in Denmark, the same-sex couple attempted to become parents of their own. Keepers witnessed the pair trying to steal other couples’ eggs. And during brooding season, the penguins even tried to incubate a dead herring.
“[The two] seriously wanted to stay with an egg,” zoologist Nina Christensen told The Star.
The Odense Zoo reports that the penguins were recipients of an unexpected blessing when a female penguin laid not one but two eggs. She ultimately ditched the second egg, which afforded the male couple to become adoptive parents.
However, before they were given the egg, the males had to practice on artificial eggs. Once proven capable, they received and successfully incubated the egg.
Omigod. This is perfectly wonderful.
Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.
THAT’S WHY YOU TEACH YOUR KIDS NOT TO SLAP THE FUCKING CAT
I grew up in a family with lots of animals. [mostly small dogs.] I was taught to respect them. To treat them like my family. Would I hit my mom, my siblings? No. Do I hit the animals? NO. If I hit, slapped or maliciously hurt one of them and they bit or scratched at me.. well, that’s my ass because I should know better and the animal was defending itself.
If any child ever does this shit to my animals.. the CHILD gets reprimanded, not the animal. My nephew was absolutely BANNED from touching our animals because he was mean to them. My baby brother was 5, he straight up PUNCHED our 13 year old dog in the face.. she bit him in the face, he got stitches in his nose. He hasn’t laid a finger on her since.
I think people really need to teach their children, especially small children to respect animals.
It’s weird how much things have changed in the twenty-odd years since I was a kid. I grew up with dogs and cats of all shapes and sizes and have always LOVED animals—I would never hurt one but I would definitely pester the shit out of one! The animals in our household were always referred to as family, and the animals outside our household were to be treated with as much respect as we would afford an adult human. Some dogs you left alone, and some cats would only tolerate so much attention before they bit you, and no one ever yelled at the cat for biting a kid. I can clearly recall my mother saying, “Well, you know he only likes to be pet on the head, so leave him alone,” and, “Don’t get in the dog’s face when he’s eating,” etc.
Now, as an adult, in the circles of animal rescue that I run in, I constantly see perfectly good, sweet dogs and cats being abandoned because they are “not good with kids.” As in, they don’t tolerate brats crawling all over them 24/7, or pulling their tails/ears, or taking food from their mouths…when did we start holding dogs and cats to a higher standard than other humans??
I was taught how to treat animals properly from a very young age. We had a cat, a dog, guinea pigs, chickens, ducks and goats when I was little and if I had hurt or scared any of them I’d have been punished for it by a parent.
My sister didn’t listen to my folks - she wasn’t cruel to our pets but would tug ears and tails without thinking about it - so the dog and cat taught her how to mind her manners around them.
A couple of quick Collie nips and cat swipes at worst scared her, and she learnt to respect the animals
The amount of animals that get handed in at work sometimes before a baby is even born is something I don’t think I’ll ever get used to. No-one kicks out their first-born child when baby #2 comes along and the same should apply to animals.
Awesome and gorgeous!
So…everyone knows anime body proportions are idealized and kind of insane. But then I find this woman online. This amazing human with HER ANIME LEGS! SUPER LONG SKINNY ANIME LEGS! WHAT?! HOW??
So I even found a picture of venus online to compare. And like, now I’m going to take my stubby short legs over there to that sad corner.
holy shit her legs are practically canon
hER LEGS ARE PEFECT AND HER COSTUME IS SO WELL MADE I WISH TO HUG YOU LADY
Longer than 30 words, but I’m making an exception. I absolutely love this.
God fucking dammit I was so not ready for this!
Harry and Dudley would meet up and go to a sandwich shop and Dudley’d meet Harry’s kids and Harry’d meet Dudley’s
and they’d both be cool uncles
Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.
I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.
Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.
Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.
She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.
If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Ke$ha may not write her songs, but this doesn’t meant she isn’t a good artist or a good person. This doesn’t mean she deserves your harsh words. Some singers are good at writing, but that’s hardly a requirement. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.
You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.
You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far away to go.
Um I’m just going to add, Ke$ha actually does write her own songs. For example, here’s her first album’s tracklist:
She has also ritten for other artists, probably most famously “‘Till The World Ends” by Britney Spears, which is part of why she’s on the remix of it. She wrote for years and was even the female voice on Flo Rida’s “Right Round” but refused to be credited because she didn’t want her first single to not be her own work. She spent years, starting at the age of 15, writing music before she came out with her album because she wanted to make sure it was all her own and all what she wanted to do.
You can even get all her unreleased music which, combined with her actual albums, is 10.3 hours according to my iTunes playlist. Some artists have been around for twice as long as her and haven’t written that many songs.
Not only have critics proclaimed she could be a country star if she ever leaves the pop music business (which is showcased on her unreleased track “Goodbye”), but she’s actually the daughter of a very talented country songwriter. Her music is actually fairly well praised by the music critics community and if you listened to any of her songs that her record won’t let her release as singles—“Last Goodbye”, “The Harold Song”, “Only Wanna Dance With You”, any of her ballads—she can write multiple styles of songs. She’s just stuck in a box of what she can release and then shallow minded people call her dumb for having fun.
That’s a big fuck you for hating Ke$ha.
Proper good announcing
Can all games be called like this please
This was the best thing ever. Petition for every baseball game to have these announcers.